In the future...Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.

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ladisputa:

“MOVE THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY ASS CLOWNS!!!

god bless you”

omfg

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catholicnun:

reblog if your url describes you literally

Because I am Tony Perry’s braid.